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Mother wrote a letter to her son! Pyaarey puttar Laddu,
I'm writing this letter slow, because I know my Laddu cannot read fast.

Monti Singh sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Sahil  to Noni Singh : where were u born?
Noni Singh : punjab.
Sahil : which part?
Noni Singh : punjab
Sahil : agn,which part ?
Noni Singh : oye part part kya laga raka hai.
full body was born in punjab.

Monti Singh was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Monti Singh thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

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Punnu Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Punnu Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Ramphal came to the office of News Paper to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him. "Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the haryanavi. "My father was 182 cms tall."

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Q: THINK about it.
A: I don't have to think.... I'm surd !!

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach:
Sardarji1 :Praaji, Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

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Q: What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox ?
A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes.

Q: Why can't Mikki make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

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Q: How do you keep a Sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How do you keep a surdarji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

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Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: How do you make a surd (surdarji) laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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"Are you chewing gum?"
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