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On a ROMANTIC dare Bablu's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?"

Cooly replies: Ya sure, what's your phone number.....

Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:
"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR ..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE

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Once Gulshan was doing a photo shoot and he posed with a herd of buffaloes. Next day the photo appeared in the front page of a leading newspaper, with the caption, "Gulshan, third from left."

Laloo Prasad was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very ineficient," he stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

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Doctor : "What would you do first if you caught Rabies?"
Trainee Nurse : "First of all I'll bite my mother in law".

An actress Malika was filling up a form. There was a column in the form where one was required
to state marital status," Married / Unmarried".
And Mailka wrote: "Occasionally Married".

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"My wife has the worst memory".
"Does she forget everything?"
"No, She remembers everything".

Wife: "Have you bought hankies for me?"
Husband: "No".
Wife: "But, Why?"
Husband: "You never gave me the size of your nose!!"

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Mother : "What are you writing Sunil ?"
Sunil : "I'm writing a Letter to Monu "
Mother : "But you don't know to write!"
Sunil : "So What?, Anyway Monu don't know to read, That's why".

Old woman : "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".
Doctor : "That is due to old age".
Old woman : "But both of my legs are of the same age".
Doctor : ?!

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A Doctor had an urgent phone call from a man saying his small son had swallowed his pen.
Doctor : "All right! I"m coming soon, But what are you doing in the mean time?"
Man : "I'm using a pencil".

Sita : "How old is your Sister?"
Geeta : "Twenty five"
Sita : "But she says that she is twenty"
Geeta : "She is also right, She learnt counting only at the age of five".

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Nurse : "Wake up man"
Patient : "Why what's the matter"
Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills".

Uncle : "When were you born?"
Child : "20th August, by the way when were you born uncle?"
Uncle : "It was fourty years ago, on a Sunday"
Child : "Don't try to befool me, Sunday is a holiday".

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Mother : "Eat bananas with milk, it will add colour to your face"
Daughter : "But who wants yellow cheeks or a white face".