Rude SMS Messages

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When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!

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Bollywood is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot

Sorry! Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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There is hot sex, fast sex, group sex, safe sex, leather sex, telephone sex and for people wid a face like urs theres.............masturbation

Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wid a throb of his nob in her gob,Wid a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jelly cos shes doin a good job!

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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

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How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it

I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

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m at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

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Piss the taking is someone that realise u this like times at its! NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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